"The Walking Dead" drinking game

My favourite person in the world and I decided to get a bit tipsy whilst watching The Walking Dead. As it happened we got pretty drunk but in order to proceed to this state of mind, we had to make a game first. This is our game:

Rules:

• Take a drink every time Rick shouts "Carl!" in that incredibly southern American accent he has. Alternatively if he sounds like Paul from Llamas with Hats, that counts as well. Oh and if it sounds more like "Kerrl!", you can drink to that as well.
• Take a sip of that bevvy every time Michone kills someone with her ninja skills and the sword of death.
• Take a drink every time someone over kills something big time. I.e. the zombie is clearly already dead, you can stop turning it's head into purple pulp now. (We decided that every character has this moment when they go crazy for no reason at least once series).
• Take a sup every time Carl is a CUNT. Yes, this is how we became so drunk.
• Take a drink for each zombie that you see that's completely mangled, squashed and severed but is still squawking away like a little parrot. I.e. they haven't had their head bashed in yet.
• Take a drink every time Rick does the "Classic Rick Sidewards Squinty Stare".
• Take a good ole gulp every time there is definite sexual tension/there's a romantic moment. This includes kissing and probably hugging. There ain't a lot of choice in The Walking Dead so any living human contact probably excites some sort of sexual desire.
• Take a glug every time there's a Mexican Stand-off.
• Have a refreshing drink every time that Glenn has a self-pity party.
• Hold back the rock star in you and take a drink every time a Southern Rock song comes on.
• Take a big drink every time the three questions are asked.
• Continuously drink throughout every pointless filler episode. For example, the episode that basically consisted of Glenn being thrown down a well, on a string, to fish out a zombie that was caught in there. Exciting stuff.

GET IT ALL DOWN YOU IF A MAIN CHARACTER DIES. 

You'll know if it's a main character or not because you'll either not care or be reduced to tears. I'm not one to cry at TV series or films but Walking Dead has brought tears to my eyes on more than one occasion. It's emotional okay.

Safe to say being drunk made the whole "apocalypse thing" easier to manage because, it's true, The Walking Dead can get a bit intense at times.